Drive-By Truckers Lyrics
Drive-By Truckers Lyrics
"The President's Penis is Missing Lyrics"
Distances Lyrics
Lyrics & music: Igor Leiva Now is your time to fade into this uncertain night Now is your time to freeze the moments crystallized Pre Chorus: And even if I struggled with fate You would run free and be disowned And i
Lyrics & music: Igor Leiva Now is your time to fade into this uncertain night Now is your time to freeze the moments crystallized Pre Chorus: And even if I struggled with fate You would run free and be disowned And i
(NEWS FLASH!!!)
(scene: the press corps have descended upon the White House, a spokesperson
begins to speak:)
“They looked in the White House and Capitol Hill
They looked everywhere for Buffalo Bill
We called every scholar, reporter, and genius
Has anyone seen the President’s penis?”
“It ain’t in the Congress or Judiciary
It ain’t in the Smithsonian or that big ole library
an astronomer claims it was sighted on Venus
Has anyone seen the President’
Making Plans Lyrics
You say tomorrow you're going it's so hard for me to believe I'm making plans for the heartaches cause you're making plans to leave The tears for me will be falling like a tree shedding its leaves I'm making plans for the teardrops cause you're
s penis?”You say tomorrow you're going it's so hard for me to believe I'm making plans for the heartaches cause you're making plans to leave The tears for me will be falling like a tree shedding its leaves I'm making plans for the teardrops cause you're
(now the entire press corp. erupts in song:)
“THE PRESIDENT’S PENIS IS MISSING OLE’!!!
WE SEARCHED HIGH AND LOW, EVERY NIGHT EVERYDAY
LORD, WON’T YOU COME DOWN AND REDEEM US
HAS ANYONE SEEN THE PRESIDENT’S PENIS?”
(at this point, legendary news man Walter Cronkite returns from the moon to
add his commentary:)
“Now Presidents have goofed up in all kinds of ways
in the 80’s we elected one missing his brain
George Washington caught a cold he coul
Safety Song Lyrics
We were in the graveyard, shovel in hand and digging. Took one step to the hole, realized it wasn't our time to go. We still had a lot of work, work to do. We took cement and filled up that grave again, just like new. At the supermarket, didn't know just wh
n’t explainWe were in the graveyard, shovel in hand and digging. Took one step to the hole, realized it wasn't our time to go. We still had a lot of work, work to do. We took cement and filled up that grave again, just like new. At the supermarket, didn't know just wh
and we all know the truth about Thomas Jefferson’s name”
(suddenly William Randolph Hurst rises from the grave and bellows out in an
Orson Welles type voice:)
“Franklin D. Roosevelt wasn’t no square
with that raging Woodrow in his wheelchair
and all the lesbians snickered that Elenor didn’t care
and John Kennedy’s penis was seen everywhere”
(once again everyone breaks out in gleeful song:)
“THE PRESIDENT’S PENIS IS MISSING OLE’!!!
WE SE
Barmy Army Lyrics
Swimmin' in s... I've got all on command Always, everywhere I've got something to do, The screams of blockheads - almost shootin' the dead Oh! What's the stink, revolutions in my brain! On one command we wake up, we're a mob Followin' th
ARCHED HIGH AND LOW EVERY NIGHT EVERY DAYSwimmin' in s... I've got all on command Always, everywhere I've got something to do, The screams of blockheads - almost shootin' the dead Oh! What's the stink, revolutions in my brain! On one command we wake up, we're a mob Followin' th
LORD WON’T YOU COME DOWN AND REDEEM US
HAS ANYONE SEEN THE PRESIDENT’S PENIS?”
(the scene shifts to Sen. John Glenn, wandering pensively, somewhere in space:)
“Them outer space people would laugh if they’d seen us
all this talk about cum-stains and oral coitus
meanwhile the whole world suffers from hunger and meanness
but we’re more concerned with the President’s penis”
THE END?
lyrics by Patterson Hood